Confucius Say

Confucius Say
Killing two birds with one stone often ends
with hate mail from the humane society.

Confucius Say
The best way to save face, is to keep the
lower part of it shut.

Confucius Say
To make a long story short, don’t tell it.

Confucius Say
A giraffe’s family reunion is called “necks
of kin.”

Confucius Say
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it
is two-tired.

Confucius Say
Never argue with a fool…he may be doing the
same thing.

Confucius Say
The best way to keep your word is not to give
it.

Confucius Say
A man’s last will and testiment is a dead
give away.

Confucius Say
When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve
seen a mall.

Confucius Say
Bad singers break into song because they
can’t find the key.

Confucius Say
The wise speak when they have something to
say,
the fools speak when they have to say
something.

Confucius Say
If you worry about yesterday’s failures,
todays successes will be few.

Confucius Say
The greatest fault is to be conscious of
none.

Confucius Say
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the
yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.