Andrew's Blog

I’ve just spent ten minutes trying to find a telephone number to contact my DSL provider, on their website they do everything possible to bury the numbers many clicks deep and funnel you into filling out some web form where they ‘guarantee to respond within 7 days’.. Once you have passed the first stupidity test [...]

An emerging art form. Spam Poetry or Spametry.
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Brilliant.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit [...]

It certainly looks like modern art.

So I have just got back online after 7 days of internet solitude.
There is no way Australia is the smart country when it comes to connectivity. Waiting for 5 working days! for a internet hookup for ADSL from Hellstra (whom all companies have to go through unfortunately).